Jenn told me about this bulletin one of her friends posted on myspace. This is a sophomore male female, who thought he’d she’d share his her thoughts to the new “freshmen” coming in. Read it, and try not to laugh. This guy girl is dead serious:
To All Incoming Freshmen…
Congrats….now you’re the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
1) You are not cool.
2) Everyone does hate you.
3) You are annoying.
- Sex doesn’t make you cool & it won’t make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don’t go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school.
- Don’t brag about the number of seniors you know. The more u brag, the more we can tell youre a freshman.
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a “freshie” - shut up, you sound like a queer.
- Don’t walk around telling upperclassmen you’re not all stupid freshman, we don’t care, we’re still calling you one.
-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn’t look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on bullshitting around just drop out your a lost cause and your really not that cool. people talk down about you behind your back.
- Dont think you’re smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We’ve all done it.. so don’t be proud.
- Don’t post things like “FINALLY FRESH!! LOLZZZ” on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.
- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.
- Stop thinking u are the shit cuz nobody even knows you.
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won’t work.
- Don’t think that you have privacy now. Once you’re here.. Your business is everyone’s business.
-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you’re an idiot.
- Don’t try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
- Don’t tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them u have to go meet your friends in the jr./sr. parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters just taking you home.
- You’ll never be as hot as the ‘08, ‘09, & ‘10 girls. So don’t try.
- To all freshman guys, you can’t get with the class of ‘08 & ‘09 & ‘10 girls.
- Don’t try to say you’re older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.
- Your name is “the class of 11.” HAHA.. enough said.
-Don’ t try to pull that shit “Well you were freshmen once…” STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we arent anymore so shut the fuck up.
-The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you’ll never enjoy high school again. bitch.
- Don’t fuck around. literally dont, unless you actually know what your doing which is HIGHLY doubtful you whore.
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven’t dropped yet. That’s why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don’t go around bragging how big your dick is or how huge your balls are. We all know you’re lying.
–DONT THINK YOUR COOL BY TAKING OUR BULLETIN AND
PUTTING IT IN YOUR OWN WORDS–DUMBASSES !
–DONT say homeBASE it’s HOMEROOM- what the fuck is a homebase anyway !?
Welcome to hell. =]
Believe me—You CAN’T win. Have FUN being a freshman…for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.
Sincerely,
The Classes of ‘08, ‘09 &’10
The only thing this makes me think of is Ben Affleck in Dazed and Confused. It’s really funny how high school “upperclassmen” think they run the school. They didn’t run it when I was a freshman, and I didn’t try to run it when I was a Senior. The only people running the school are the teachers and the principal. I guess these kids think High School is just like it is in the movies. It’s not. It just sucks, it’s long, boring, and it just sucks. (And life only gets harder afterwards!) 
June 15th, 2007 at 9:59 am
maaan… haha i still can’t believe someone would write this… and you wonder why “outcasts” go around shooting kids…hmm
June 15th, 2007 at 11:02 am
I liked how he stopped numbering after #3 and went straight to the dashes. Still, a tremendous showing by a complete douchebag.
June 15th, 2007 at 11:04 am
OMG i didnt even notice. It is a “girl” btw.
June 26th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
this is ridiculous. everything at my high school is pretty much the complete opposite. someone left something up their ass.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
well she just needs a nice easter hump to make it all better
November 5th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Stupid kids. All of them. When you are 21, then come talk to me. Until then, you arn’t shit and you are nobody to talk down to others. EVER.
November 6th, 2007 at 12:01 am
We do rule the school.
November 6th, 2007 at 8:12 am
so stupid… what an idiot.